1. the-adequate-gatsby:



    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    (via vivelevagin)

  2. percytobiaspotter:

    Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post

    (Source: nymfadoratonks, via nikolajwaldau)

    Tagged #harry potter
  3. gameofthronesdaily:

    Dragon’s eggs, from the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai.

    (via decomposion)

    Tagged #got #asoiaf
  4. Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

    (Source: stormborns, via weasley-is-our-king)

    Tagged #got #asoiaf #same
  5. siriusblaque:

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...

    (Source: hrodens, via creganstark)

  6. alwaysstarwars:

    Harrison Ford behind the scenes (Part 1 of 2)

    (via fuckyeahhansolo)

  8. (Source: femburton, via hodgepodgepode)

  9. He is not coming back.

    (Source: lancelotfan, via vincecarters)

    Tagged #lotr
  10. alicexz:


    (via dulldream)